TOP 10 PIZZA PLACESINPATTAYA: WHERE CARBS GO TO DIE GLORIOUSLY

"Pizza Big doesn’t mess around. This is thick, cheesy, unapologetic pizza that arrives like it’s trying to solve a personal grudge you didn’t know you had."

The Verdict

• Thick, cheesy, unapologetic pizza that arrives like it’s trying to solve a personal grudge.
• Huge slices and loaded toppings.
• Aggressive flavor that demands respect.

"Marco’s is where Italians go when they don’t want to be disappointed. Thin crust, quality ingredients, and pure authenticity."

The Verdict

• Where Italians go when they don’t want to be disappointed.
• Thin crust and quality ingredients.
• Flavors that whisper, 'Yes, this is how it’s supposed to be.'

"You came for fish and chips. You stayed because the pizza is shockingly good. Crispy base, generous toppings, and zero identity crisis."

The Verdict

• Shockingly good pizza in a British tavern setting.
• Crispy base and generous toppings.
• Zero identity crisis—just solid comfort food.

"This is upscale pizza. Perfect crust, premium toppings, and presentation that makes you pause before destroying it."

The Verdict

• White tablecloth but still emotional pizza.
• Perfect crust and premium toppings.
• Presentation that makes you pause before destroying it.

"A Pattaya institution. Old-school Italian flavors, solid execution, and pizza that doesn’t try to reinvent itself."

The Verdict

• A Pattaya institution with old-school Italian flavors.
• Solid execution and balanced flavors.
• Doesn’t try to reinvent itself because it doesn’t need to.

"This place is pure comfort. Not fancy. Not pretentious. Just good pizza made by people who clearly care."

The Verdict

• Pure comfort—not fancy, not pretentious.
• Great crust and fair prices.
• Made by people who clearly care about the dough.

"Neapolitan-style fans, this is your stop. Light crust, simple toppings, and pure authenticity."

The Verdict

• Neapolitan-style fans, this is your stop.
• Light crust and simple, authentic toppings.
• Eat it fast because it doesn't want to wait.

"Da Mario is quietly excellent. The kind of place locals whisper about while tourists walk past unknowingly."

The Verdict

• Quietly excellent and beloved by locals.
• Great balance and quality cheese.
• Not flashy—just good, honest pizza.

"New York–style vibes. Big slices, foldable crust, and enough grease to remind you who you used to be."

The Verdict

• New York–style vibes with big, foldable slices.
• Foldable crust and enough grease to remind you who you used to be.
• Classic NY feel in the heart of Pattaya.

"Is it gourmet? No. Is it exactly what you want at 1:30 a.m.? Absolutely. The ultimate late-night savior."

The Verdict

• Exactly what you want at 1:30 a.m.
• Open late and consistently hits the spot.
• Sober you may judge drunk you, but right now, it's perfect.